The 100 point draconity corruption test

version 1.0 by alpine@holly.colostate.edu - copy and distribute freely

    This test rates your relative draconity. The majority of these 100 questions assume that you are human (at least most of the time), have a draconic name, and have at least heard of dragons at some point in your life.

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        This test is purely for fun and entertainment. If you do not feel that your score is relative to your draconity then ignore it, and feel good in the knowledge that if you believe you are a dragon then you have something no test can measure. Just for reference I found myself with a score of 56%. So I warn you now that the validity of the test isn't exactly real high, just fun.- Dymus.

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[Check all boxes for which your answer is "YES"]

Have you ever...?

1. conquered a major city just so you could brag about it in bars to your friends?
2. told all your friends about your life as a dragon?
3. signed your human email with your dragon name?
4. wanted to jump off a high building because you _know_ you have wings?
5. used the word "froody" more than 20 times in a day?
6. written a dragon-like story?
7. found yourself thinking, "Pesky mortals" when in a human gathering place?
8. been called by your draconic name?
9. answered faster to your draconic name then your human one?
10. had the though of eating all the humans responsible for any of your problems?
11. hired a typist because you can't type fast enough with talons?
12. not cared about anything you wear unless it has a dragon decorated on it?
13. been tempted to kill your best friend because they approached your hoard?
14. read a description of a dragon in a book and thought, "Hey, I'm not like that, I'm THIS kind of dragon!"?
15. found yourself with the strange desire to eat meat raw?
16. found yourself looking at someone who annoys you and licking your lips or teeth?
17. found yourself startled when you look in a mirror and find you are rather human-looking?
18. growled under your breath?
19. heard of Alt.fan.dragons?
20. posted to alt.fan.dragons?
21. told the rest of the world to go get bent because you were busy doing alt.fan.dragons related stuff?
22. found yourself putting your draconic title on any resumes (ie. Queen of Insanity, the Daring, Sworn Protector of All Things Elven, etc.)?
23. heard your children "meep" instead of cry?
24. sat around for three hours complaining that your Dancing Dragon catalog hasn't come in yet?
25. replied to your dragon name?
26. planned battle strategies for wars against demons?
27. had the thought of flying to a destination without the use of an airplane?
28. Are your very best friends dragons?
29. had the inexplicable urge to splut people?
30. found yourself with the urge to hiss at people who are bugging you?
31. found yourself with the urge to hoard gold?
32. found yourself with the urge to hoard anything?
33. had any thoughts about legally changing your human name to your draconic one?
34. replied to any e-mail from a dragon?
35. curled your fingers as a sign of frustration?
36. found yourself trying to move your tail before sitting down?
37. had your tail get in the way?
38. found yourself trying to open cans with your "horns" instead of a can opener?
39. collected everything in your room into a pile and laid on it for a hoard?
40. found yourself trying to breathe fire?
41. thought it to be really cool when you see your breath on cold days, and thought "wow, I'm smoking"?
42. found your "talons" get in the way when you are typing?
43. collected things just for the sheer joy of having a big pile of junk?
44. thought seriously about filing your fingernails to a point?
45. been surprised when after a restless night's sleep the covers aren't ripped to shreds?
46. bought the newest Enchantica that's out instead of the newest CD player?
47. referred to your birthday as your "hatching day"?
48. referred to the place you sleep as your lair?
49. drawn dragons all over your test papers?
50. referred to a human as "greggil", "two-legger", or "hooman"?
51. had any sympathy for the eggs you eat?
52. had the strange urge to take all the eggs out of the refrigerator and sit on them?
53. laid an egg?
54. referred to your spouse as your mate?
55. had a dragon idol in your house?
56. worshiped it?
57. given it money?
58. had a Dancing Dragon catalog in your home (lair)?
59. named any of your pewter dragons?
60. given them personalities?
61. listed your occupation as anything like, "Queen of the Tree People", "High Druid of the Stuff", "Owner of the Plushy Shop" etc.?
62. had a dragon stop outside your window and offer you a ride?
63. thought of this as a normal occurrence?
64. regretted clipping your toenails or fingernails?
65. tried to grow them out really long?
66. dreamed about being a dragon?
67. seen a poster of a dragon and thought, "I know him/her from somewhere"?
68. played DragonSlides on tall buildings in the wintertime?
69. known the rules?
70. used such expressions as, "Wind to Thy Wings"?
71. referred to your skin as scales?
72. viewed knights in fairy tales as food in a tin, rather than the hero?
73. been stopped by a police officer and told him/her that they can't give you a ticket because you're a dragon?
74. found yourself wondering what the dragon does to the princess in fairy tales before the knight comes to "rescue" her?
75. had thoughts about undergoing scientific experiments on the slight chance they'd make you into a dragon?
76. thought of reptiles more as species cousins rather than monkeys?
77. slept curled up on top of all your covers?
78. found yourself really cranky when you wake up in the morning?
79. ignored your real name, because you are so used to your draconic one?
80. woken up in the middle of the night paranoid someone has broken into your room and stolen something?
81. thought that you might have been born on the wrong planet because you don't see dragons on a regular basis?
82. had the urge to senselessly attack any moving target when you became angry?
83. slept for more than 24 hours at one time?
84. slept for more than one week at a time?
85. noticed that you have an acute sense of smell?
86. wondered why your tongue isn't forked?
87. really scared someone when you looked at them in anger?
88. smiled and made people nervous?
89. really wished you lived in a fantasy world?
90. seen a picture or figurine of a dragon and thought it was cute?
91. referred to someone younger than you as young hatchling?
92. found yourself very sensitive to temperature (ie. cannot take either cold or hot weather very well)?
93. found yourself drawn to lie in the sun just for the sheer joy of it?
94. found yourself to be overly possessive?
95. had anything you wore in a regular basis that had a dragon depicted on it?
96. really wished you could breathe fire on the annoying person near you?
97. thought caves or mountains were fascinating?
98. had daydreams of destroying your school as a dragon?
99. read ANY book about a dragon or one that had a dragon character in it?
100. written any stories with a dragon or dragon character in it?

 

 
 
 
 
 

That's it. You can use your score to compare relative draconity with friends.

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***Disclaimer: These questions do not necessarily represent what it means to be a dragon to all dragons. Some would disagree (including myself) that senseless destruction, the use of some words, and the ability to breathe fire are not all necessary draconic traits.
Sincerely, Dymus the Daring

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